Succeeding in Esports by telling others how to succeed in Esports

Consulting for your Consulting Business

Succeeding in Esports by telling others how to succeed in Esports

Consulting for your Consulting Business

The Opportunity

Are you excited to tell people how to make money in a difficult field even though you have no experience, don't like games, and don't know anyone in the in industry? Then we have a business for you! Esports Consulting is the hottest and most profitable section of the esports space. Esports has consistently lost money for the past 20 years but a 12 year old got a million dollars and it was on the news for 5 minutes so now it is time for the Esports consulting industry to shine.

Recently, there is an exciting new opportunity in the space that involves converting meme generation platforms into strategic investments from sovereign wealth funds that we are excited to consult with you on!

Our Mission

To ensure that esports continues to lose money with overpriced consultants. You can be one soon!

A New "You" with a Fake Past

Listen... We know you don't know what your are talking about. But the great thing about esports is that no one else will know either. Your client's bad bet on you will just be another in a long line of bad bets. And we will teach you how to take your imminent failure and convert it into a pipeline of gullible clients.

No History? No problem! Just post a picture of you from a gaming convention where you found an important person and badgered them into a photo. If you don't have that, there is always photoshop!

No Skills? No one else has them either! We will teach you a whole list of new acronyms like KDR, HeadShots, and PvP so you can bluff your way into meetings. We will teach you the secret of putting e-SpOrTs into a deck to seem trendy and cool!

Dumb as a box of rocks? Don't worry! Your clients are dumber. Who knows how they got money... doesn't matter, go get it.

Only have memes? We can teach you how to put those memes in a deck, impress some questionable characters from some questionable places in the world by making you seem 15 - 20 years younger than you actually are, and cashing out with literally ZERO business plan!

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